Tuesday, November 07, 2006

voted, CHECK

I have a yard full of candidate signs, some of which I will give to my Canadian friends as souvenirs.
Here in this tiny little hamlet, you vote at the fire hall, about a mile from the purple house, maybe more. Walk across the river, by the post office, past the community hall, turn left, go by the playground, pasture, woods, arrive at the fire hall, try to figure out how to use the lever machines (our old little town gave you a printed slip of paper and a pencil to vote, then you put it into the box and republicans either later tore it up or erased your choices and checked theirs, whichever suited them) so you finally figure out how to flick all the levers, then out of the fire hall, go home a different way, past more woods and pasture, along the river, up the hill to the post office, get a nice letter and coupons from mama bear back across the river and into the purple house again. There were roving bands of republicans riding around with shotguns and other younger republicans going around with baseball bats, the deal being you take their five bucks and vote republican or they break your arms and legs, SLOWLY. I offered to vote 3 times for 15 bucks and received smiles all around, a bonus six pack of beer and.......
OK, none of that last bit is true. Only the part about the pickups, but I guess that it is hunting season.....
We are lucky if we live in a place where we can vote privately, and it is correctly counted.

7 comments:

Susan as Herself said...

Oh, man---there are signs all over the place here too, and I am voting after my meeting with a recruiter today. As they say here in Chicago, vote early and often.

Muad'Dib said...

Cool Who's runnin fer sherrif Tex?

Anonymous said...

....and there are special voting precincts in the Chicago cemeteries, for the convenience of the departed.
Well, the sherrif thing was interesting here. Some republican against the democratic incumbent. But there is also a sherrif's deputy, a black guy, who is running for sherrif as an independent. Actually, I have no idea how i voted---just like with cash registers, I don't know how that machine worked, but I tried to split my choices evenly between the John Burch Society candidates and the Communist Worker's Party and the The Flat Earth Society.

Anonymous said...

Municipal elections are a go here in Ontario next Monday. Here in Kingston, we had a bit of a fiasco at the first advance poll on Saturday. The first advance poll normally attracts 100 voters or so and that's what they planned for. The place was swamped with 800+ people. I wonder if there's any data to predict an election outcome based on voter discontent. Better for the incumbents or challengers?

gary rith said...

I heard the voters showed up because somebody started a rumor on the internet that the Swedish Bikini team was going to be handing out free beer at the polls...

David Makar said...

Thanks for participating in democracy! Talk to you soon!

Anonymous said...

Good luck David!!!!!!!!!