Friday, July 11, 2008

DEEP THOUGHTS WITH SPIKE: Q and A


Deborah in Tennessee wrote for some wise cat advice, and I am here to help Spike with the typing:

"Spike, do you floss in the evening or in the morning? And are you a Colgate guy or a Crest guy?"
Pah. You should see the vets hands after she tried to look at my teeth. The humans in the house use aquafresh because they have a childlike appreciation for the colored stripes (really!!!!!)

Dan in Illinois was curious:
"Spike, I've seen you stretch and jump on video, is it yoga that keeps you so supple?"
Good genes, Dan.

Emily in NY city asks:
"Vanilla or chocolate?"
VANILLA!

Barack from Chicago (and Hawaii and Kansas) wrote asking:
"Hillary or Bill Richardson? John Tester? How about you, Spike?"
Barack, I am flattered, and we all know that even a labrador retriever would be an improvement over the current White House occupants. I, however, will be busy the next 4-8 years, but I am flattered you would think of me. "

20 comments:

denis said...

spike, you're one wise cat!

btw, what do you think of tan lines?

kcinnova said...

*snicker*

gary said...

Spike ::sniff:: has NO tan lines....

Kim said...

He has no tanlines because he is a nudist by heritage.

denis said...

i know he has no tanlines because he is a cat but what does he think of tanlines on people. does he think they're gross or sexy?

Anonymous said...

didn't even know tanlines could be gross or sexy.
why wouldn't one just be naked out and about?

Lou said...

I love Spikes q&a, ti hee

gary said...

It is well known that Denis is a nud!st and has tan buns and a tan willy. There are rumors that he is out to corrupt Kim, and bring her into the naturist circle.

Anonymous said...

i didn't even know that willies tanned.

go for it Kim.
nothin better.

gary rith said...

Well, willies can burn, that's for sure!

Spike said...

you people are disgusting

denis said...

willies can burn! i did not know that.

i can't corrupt kim. i'm sure she's a nud!st at heart. we all are. just ask spike. he's one too.

besides, if i'm like this it's all celeste's fault.

celeste said...

Me? < bats baby blues > I haven't even gone skinny dipping yet!

celeste's cat said...

So, Spike, you busy tonight?

Reb said...

Gary, I am so glad that you are there to type for Spike.

Spike, you are such an amazing cat and I have so many questions. I will have to see if I can whittle them down to just one so that I don't take up all your precious time. I know that you need your naps after all.

gary rith said...

Celeste has a CAT!!! A saucy one at that!

Anonymous said...

Spike, you handsome devil, you! Thank you for having Gary publish the chocolate or vanilla question.
EH

Susan as herself said...

Oh how I love that Spike.

Spike said...

Smooch darlings!

Kim said...

"I am NOT A NUDIST!"
"I am NOT A NUDIST!"
"i am NOT NOT A NUDIST!"
Kim (in the spirit of Dick Nixon)

My classmate in college was Cindy Lauper who inspired me during an era of streaking. She was a skank from Queens and had a little dog named Sparkle who was always with her. The dog didn't come if you called the dog his name. He only came to "Spaw-kle"