You may have noticed that CM and Celeste, two friends of ours and each other, in Toronto, complain about my unicorns. Guess what? Hypocrites that they are, their favorite pub is the Unicorn Pub. I am appalled. Please: feel free to chastise them and abuse them here.
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Now that's a unicorn.
Before anyone begins abusing, I should point out I'm wearing work boots.
Your standing is greatly reduced around here, Celeste. I think your comments will be followed by an * (asterisk)from now on. People who complain about unicorns in public but SECRETLY go to the unicorn pub make me shake my head in wonder. For shame!
The same goes for YOU cm. You should know better, you're a big girl, and Celeste is impressionable.
Oh, please. I can't believe you buy into her Little Miss Innocent act.
I am reminded of a book title 'When Good Cats Go Bad' to describe you 2. Because naturally, there are really no saintly cats out there to begin with.
Gary, come on ... Haven't you realized that the best way to tolerate unicorns is with copious amounts of whiskey?
It's the copious amounts of whisky that bring out the unicorns in the first place.
OH HO! The Unicorn-spirit world connection has been made definitively!!!!
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