Let's get rolling, shall we?
This is a jokeathon. I havn't a serious bone in my body, and it occurred to me that a long list of jokes would be a pretty funny idea. With prizes so we can have fun. So I need your help.
To enter, you need to go to comments and add your favorite joke. I will close entries at 3 PM Wednesday, (EST), and do a video of the drawing which will be posted by 8 pm, (EST). There is a runner up prize (beagle bank below!) and grand prize (piggy bank below!) which I will ship to the winners in the US or Canada. Some people overseas have asked if they could enter and they would pay postage, and that's OK. *all names go into a hat, and the 2 winners will be chosen randomly
You can comment as much as you like, or submit as many jokes as you like, but I only will give you one entry for the drawing. Winners must be willing to give me their real name and address, so I can ship to them. I have sold over 600 items on this blog in two years, and I know many of the bloggers who visit here by their real names and addresses, and I will keep them secret.
Your joke must be clean. My wife just told me a rather funny, rude, blasphemous and obscene joke about a fork and spoon, BUT THAT IS NOT OK. Your joke must be one you could share with a ten year old. It can be a quote, a joke, a riddle, a limerick, whatever. If you know who said it or wrote it, please say so.
Here's my joke as an example:
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read" by Groucho Marx.
Please submit an entry like this: "Hi, I'm______ and I'm from ______ and here's my joke". Such as "Hi, I'm Farmer's Wife, and I'm from South Texas, and here's my joke: "
GO TO IT!
(pots by Gary Rith)