Thursday, May 08, 2008

Jack*ss and The Pest: bachelor movie choices of the week

It is fortunate for my wife that she was teaching a sewing class 2 evenings this week and missed my bachelor movie choices: TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!
Whereas Johnny Knoxville and the golf carts and bottle rocket roller skates is somewhat funny, and the whole wasabi thing hysterical in a gross kinda way, it is surprising that the thing with the tight rope, alligators and chicken is less upsetting than the paper cuts. Jack*ss gets a firm 10 thumbs down out of ten for movies.
Then there's The Pest with John Leguziano. He's a pretty funny guy, with a show he did called SP!C and then he was in To Wong Fu, with Wesley Snipes and Patrick Swayze--a great movie there. Whereas John Leguziano knows how to lay it on thick, another loser, another 10 thumbs down out of ten.
Both of thse movies? Turned them off halfway, now where's my book?


Gordo said...

Gary, Wong Fu is a pile of shite. Even more so when compared to the Australian original, The Adventure of Priscilla Queen of the Desert. See if you can spot Agent Smith. :-)

I've never understood the appeal of Johnny Knoxville. I simply do not get it. Ecch.

gr said...

the guy is a jerk, really

Fortune Cookies said...

gr - i enjoyed tu wong fu, but the adventures of priscilla, queen of the desert was FABULOUS !!!! AND has an excellent soundtrack. ever seen it?