Monday, January 14, 2008

NOT John Edwards or David Hasselhoff



Havn't been to a barber since 1993 or 4. You ever have a beer or two and get this feeling, then run for the scissors?

I mean, I WOULD go to a barber, but I am just too cheap, besides, I am only in the mood for a haircut once in a blue moon, after dinner and such, and I never disappoint myself.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

What do you do about the back? Maurice does his own hair, too, but needs help with the back.

Anonymous said...

I have that little mirror, but sometimes I ask the missus to step in. I am, however, a terribly impatient customer, so it is better to let me hac away alone.

Anonymous said...

there's celeste talking about maurice again. celeste, you're killing me!

Gordo said...

Clippers, Gary, clippers. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

Ellen said...

I second the clippers...my daugther cut her husband's hair using her brother's clippers and it is the nicest hair cut he has had in ages! My son uses the clippers to cut his own hair and it always looks good. I wonder if I can get clippers that will cut mine long enough to look ok? I hate getting my hair cut. I am like you Gary...when I am in the mood it only lasts for a little while and is always at the wrong time.

gary rith said...

Oh yeah, you're sitting there and suddenly.....

Anonymous said...

remember the flowbee?
essentially clippers.
just hooked up to one's vacuum cleaner.

Susan as Herself said...

I am jealous. I would love to be able to cut my own hair. Well. I would like to cut my own hair so that I would not be ostrasized by society. ;)

Anonymous said...

I cut my own hair too. but i have long hair and you can tell if it gets uneven. over the summer i cut like three or four inches off... heh

gary rith said...

3-4 inches? if it had been me there would be nothing left