(Buster and Jack)
So the vet says 'you need to get a sample from Jack'. I figured you sort of hold a little tub down there and voila! Ready for the laboratory. Kate and Jim warned me to wear bags on my arm, and lucky they did.
So there I am out there in my pajamas in snow and DARK following Jack around and then he lifts his leg and I jump in, and he coats my (covered) arm and hand, and I try to readjust and...manage to get a little something for the vet.
Thanks Kate and Jim, the next round is on me.