Celeste is a reader and commenter and something of a pest. She is very amusing on the one hand, but rather impolite and rude on the other. We all have friends like that: life of the party until you have to call the police and have her dragged away, something that actually happened to all of us when we had a party at Denis' house in June of '06.
Celeste's parole officer says she's the most exciting client she's ever had.
Those of you who know her well, please, add to this profile in the comments.